Earlier this week, Bethesda introduced Fallout First, a brand new premium subscription service for Fallout 76 that’ll set gamers who opt-in again by £11.99 a month, or £99.99 a yr. Derided virtually instantly, issues have solely received worse for Fallout First, as gamers dicovered that the personal worlds it provided weren’t personal, and their bottomless scrap containers had been deleting their hard-earned resources.
So as to add insult to damage, somebody found that Bethesda had forgotten to register the area for his or her new service, in order that they claimed it for themselves. Now, the web site falloutfirst.com is working a prolonged advert for a service it wittily refers to as ‘Fallout Fuck You 1st’.
The primary two sentences alone are a quite full-on assassination of each sport and product: “Ever since Fallout 76 launched, now we have persistently achieved nothing to enhance and evolve the expertise primarily based in your shitty suggestions. That’s why we’re excited to launch Fallout Fuck You 1st, a premium ass pounding membership that gives one thing dumbass gamers have been asking for since earlier than launch,” referring in that occasion to these aforementioned ‘personal’ worlds.
In case you suppose the above is unhealthy, the remainder of the web site is borderline unprintable. What I notably take pleasure in about it, nonetheless, is the writer getting offended at options they didn’t even realise existed: one subtitle reads “Icons & Emotes pack – Severely? This can be a most important function?!?”
This glorious little bit of promoting closes with “as with every little thing we do for Fallout 76, we’ll proceed to think about our bleeding backside line first, ignore your suggestions and enhance the pay to win providers over the months and years to return, so please shut the fuck up and take it!” At no level is that this a good remotely good search for Bethesda, so it will be attention-grabbing to see what occurs to the positioning over the following few days.